Style_MagazineThe Attack of the Dyed Ostrich
When I first saw this tragedy of an ensemble, I had to laugh out loud. It seriously did look like a dyed ostrich had attacked her. Now, I know that sounds random, but not as random as her outfit. Like, hello? I thought monstrosities like this went out when they invented cotton mix, but no, Style_Magazine is keen for a revival. Now, I was just looking around when I thought I'd stop at her page because, despite the previous post I wrote
about her (Style_Magazine: Am I dreaming?), I think she has a generally good style. Not so, apparently. So, I saw this ensemble, cracked up, and now I'm writing about it. Basically I think it's the ostrich monstrosity that ruins this outfit, plus the fact that she's wearing that hideous turtle-neck that she is always wearing (you'd think she had no other clothes). Another thing that makes this outfit a disaster is Style_Magazine's signature layering trick. Now, I know that layering looks good in some cases, but on Style_Magazine it just never seems to work. So, what I'd do, is peel off the ostrich and stick it where it should be, around your waist, then I'd take away that turtleneck (and burn it) and last, but not least, I'd get rid of those deformed shoes. But, seriously, Style_Magazine: 3 strikes and you're out, and you've already been on my bad list twice.
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When I first saw this tragedy of an ensemble, I had to laugh out loud. It seriously did look like a dyed ostrich had attacked her. Now, I know that sounds random, but not as random as her outfit. Like, hello? I thought monstrosities like this went out when they invented cotton mix, but no, Style_Magazine is keen for a revival. Now, I was just looking around when I thought I'd stop at her page because, despite the previous post I wrote
about her (Style_Magazine: Am I dreaming?), I think she has a generally good style. Not so, apparently. So, I saw this ensemble, cracked up, and now I'm writing about it. Basically I think it's the ostrich monstrosity that ruins this outfit, plus the fact that she's wearing that hideous turtle-neck that she is always wearing (you'd think she had no other clothes). Another thing that makes this outfit a disaster is Style_Magazine's signature layering trick. Now, I know that layering looks good in some cases, but on Style_Magazine it just never seems to work. So, what I'd do, is peel off the ostrich and stick it where it should be, around your waist, then I'd take away that turtleneck (and burn it) and last, but not least, I'd get rid of those deformed shoes. But, seriously, Style_Magazine: 3 strikes and you're out, and you've already been on my bad list twice.xxx
10 comments:
i like the first one.
i like the one style_mag made. it is cute and it is chic. the other one you made isn't very cute.
if you say that style_mag's outfit isn't good, you are bad at fashion no offence
luv it!
ostrich feathers are in. have you seen the chanel 2008 spring couture show? i think you should tke a look.
i like the one style_magazine made. the 5th anonymous is right. ostrich feathers are so in. lot's of designers have been designing dresses with feathers. Fendi, Alexander McQueen, Chanel, and others. And the way Style_Magazine made it was cute, it was a cute babydoll feather dress.
Why is it that all you ever see in your blogs are "so-called" fashionable white girls? And how come everyone has to wear DKNY clothes to be fashionable? I have seen alot of great styles in StarDoll and alot of black girls with way more style than you could imagine. I feel like you all are biased which is why Style Magazine created the Sudanese.Beauty so that a fashionable black girl could get recognition.
OMG THE PREV. POST IS SO RIGHT!
MORE ARTICLES ON FASHIONABLE BLACK GIRLS! STYLE MAG. WAS ON THE RIGHT TRACK LLOL
Rude but funny!
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