Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Runway.Fashion: Uh-oh.

Runway.Fashion
Uh-oh.
I never thought I'd see the day when this self-proclaimed fashionista was worthy enough to go on my list... of fashion mistakes. Quite frankly, a small tear escaped, because when a legend like this gets it wrong? It's time for a new legend. Why exactly did she get this wrong? It clashes. Mainly it's the skirt (as you can see, there is little difference between mine and her's) which definitely does not go (I don't care if Ashley Tisdale wore it). It is so... ugly. So frilled, ruched and in such a nasty shade of yellowy beige, which completely clashes with the coat. Also, the necklace over the outfit? Definite no-no. But, whilst she has that Tiffanys necklace on, she has little else, and the trend for this season does not include minimalism, and that outfit cries out for just a small necklace. Runway.Fashion, would you deny this ensemble it's plea for help? So, you get an uh-oh, because this is just disgraceful. And the shoes? I don't care who made them, or how much you paid for them: they don't go. Can't you see? So, in my version I've added some gorgeous necklaces to coordinate with her gold Tiffanys charm, Yves Saint Laurent shoes for class, style and coordination, and some ultra-short black shorts to emphasise the slim legs, and leave to the imagination what is going on underneath the coat...
xxx

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